Bitcoin (BTC) Morning Update: It's Going Up or Down

in bitcoin •  4 months ago

SUMMARY

Overnight price action for Bitcoin (BTC) has shown that it's either going to go up or down. You can believe the bullshit I spew or, not. I don't care because I'm going to continue posting these bullshit TA posts all day long hoping someone is really going to fucking care.

If the price goes down, it may or may not go back up!! Imagine that!!!

Here's another bullshit chart with some stupid lines on it.

Legal Disclaimer: This post is complete bullshit. Period.

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The way you analyze each graph in its somewhat unique way is just amazing to watch and try to learn from it! Keep up!

Higher highs are needed!

Please analyze SBD & STEEM Berjin

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lol Berjin indeed! Daem 2 geniuses in 1 post!

Parado Gold!

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you rang???

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Berjin!! hahahhahahaah someone please buy that... hahahhahahahahaaahah

If Berjin says we are hitting 29 USD SBD then we must be on our way.... Berjin is an Oracle!

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i say...

and I am...

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berjin.jpg

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@berjin, your profile pic awaits...

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i do not know yet if i want to make myself visible...
I am only humbly known as the best trader in the world

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Oh @berjin, this is great... listen Idk if you know... but we all need massive profits in here...

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Hahah, accurate signals!

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Aaand... that was how the legendary berjin was created.

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Hahah, accurate signals!

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Thats how law of attraction works :P So we should believe in the Oracle :)

True steemit fact: After Bernie Standers clocked the steemit high score his account reset to zero and started counting backwards. Shazaaam!

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See you on bitscam live bro; cant wait,

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This is some funny shit, I love it.

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lyndsay.. you are doing this wrong... its like this

@upvote. reestem.

foollow me!!

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yes bro, you are right.

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I get a lot of:

         Upvote & Resteemit

That's when I know it's time for Dr. Mute.

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Have you ever gotten a:

Would you please check my function? <--- that's next level stuff

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Hahahahahahaa!!! Who the hell would say a thing like that? Lol.. Sometimes I wonder if these guys read.

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I think one look into the Burnpost entries comment section will answer any doubts we may have regarding that subject.

People pretend to be amazed by the picture, its hilarious.

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FFS @Meno.... you crack me up... we need to see your ComedyOpenMic Round14 post this week! It's starting later today ok :D

I really like the point of your view. Who knows, you might be accurate.

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That will make Fyrstikken sing a different tune ...

omg, you think its either going to go up or down... I can't believe it... its almost as if you are a wizard or something... yes...

now do.. do....
Looks up a shitcoin....
Do bitconnect... yes.. do that one... I think its gonna moon...

I am sure very few care for this :) I know the background you are coming from.

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I started making up fake charts and TA 20 years ago, do not question the Korean Warren Buffett!

I have all my saving put on shit going completely fucking sideways. Please god, no whammies.

Hmmm you have a good point with that green line... but also with that red line.

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And I cannot lie. You other donkeys can't deny. When the Bern comes in with a little bitty chart, and the other analyst smells like fart, you get stung, better plug up your bum...

That's all I got.

I know, I missed my calling.

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lol ..... go check out more of Profane's good shitz in #comedyopenmic

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I like white lines myself, good sir.

HALO

here is analysis BITCOIN

My personal analysis via Harmonic

Going down TO 7800 - 7000

BTC.png

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bwahahah...... we got a real TA going here!

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he is almost as good as brejin

To be fair to @berjin; it's not easy to be simultaneously right and wrong, 10 times a day.

Perfect! Finally, some crypto-predictions that I can understand! I am now buying and selling at the same time! The random lines on the graph explained all... :)

lol this is why we need TA here on Steemit....... what's the point of having millions...no billions without some Tits and Ass Tech Anals

giphy

psss @berniesander ....can you change/add 1 tag to say #comedyopenTA and nominate 2 TA Specialist to join in?

I fcuking see this as a new Trend #comedopenTA.... it's gonna be huge like the moon....not going to the moon, just moonly huge... err... no-TA meaning like no-homo for those hoping to speculate

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Holy fcuk. That's genuis. Now i get why Hae-Hae predicted that $29. #comedyopenTA it is! Dude been working towards it all these time!

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it takes a genius to spot a genuis

i try to be great genuis.... sometimes i'm even genuinely a genus ..... just not genie with TA

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just not genie with TA

You are. With tits & ass.

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LMFAO @ Hae-Hae!!!! HAHAHAHA! You killed me with this comment bro. I don't think #comedyopenTAespanol will work. It would be nothing but skeletons waiting for the charts to change.

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lol... it is worth every try. anything for the mooning of steem.

The funny thing is, given the original user's success rate of this BS, this coin will probably neither go up nor down, and just float at the exact same value for eternity by sheer chance.

He's right..... twice.

You are our savior!

All praise Saint Bernie! Patron Saint of Steemit.

st-bernie-the-fighter.jpg

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That's kick ass.

i think you are correct :D :D

This is just golden - right away made me think of

Red lambos here we come!

You need way more lines. This clearly shows, at a glance even, what is going to happen:

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To the mooooon baby!

Personally I like to do technical analysis based on cartoon characters and these are absolutely as reliable as yours but are more entertaining
go @berjin

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contact me on discord @felander#5662 so i can hand over

and no one ever died from saying please

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You deserve a +1

I will give you an extra 1milion-upvote from my private account steemitrorelaxo ;-)

Fuck me, that is a fine looking chart. The top one I mean, because it has more slides and slides are fun.

Did I win the contest?

Those are pretty arrows! They must be indicating that cryptos will change in value some day!

Much appreciated for this high-quality TA. ;)
That seems to be much more reliable than other Technical Analysis!

Thank you for this in depth analysis. Can you analyze CRAP-Coin next? I'm interested in investing, but I can't really afford losing the money I'm going to invest, so I'll just do whatever you say is right and so that I can have the false sense of security. /s

So true. Great content .

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bwahahhahahah

zmazing informations,by this type of post community of steemians gain energy and realized to work hard...,.

YOU'VE GOT TO CENTER THE SPINNING BITCION OR THE ELLIOT WAVES WON'T WORK

SEE??????????????????????????????

WHEN I SEE THE WAVES THEY LOOK LIKE TIG OL' BITTIES

THANK YUO

[DICTATED NOT RED]

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Elliot seems like a really nice guy. All I ever hear is people talking about how he waves when exciting things happen in trade markets. What a popular and nice-sounding guy.

If this was tagged "comedyopenmic" you would have made the dreams of so many COMers come true. (Looks like there is an extra tag available... What do you say?) I got a real good laugh out of this one.

What if it stays the same?

Believe it or not, but the quality of this post outperforms all analysis from mister H.

I think you should do ten of these per day!

Funny. I really liked the bullshit chart with the stupid lines on it. Keep up the good work.

Hahaha ! This Post is Beyond Funny !

First when i saw the post, shocked. But reading the entire post feeling good. I think btc prive will go up.

Hi @berniesanders, I don't think that the Flag Wars are good for anyone, Steemit included, so I propose making peace for a week. My arguments for not using flags are here: https://steemit.com/steemit/@petermail/flag-wars-the-path-to-victory

Damn, I just blew my whole wad of upvotes on this thread and comments. Hilarious!

Can anyone guess when BTC will rise high again? we're really waiting to see the btc on pick up...

Something tells me BTC could go up... Or down... I'm not sure. But it will definitely go either up or down, I'm sure!

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Why would you make the exact same joke as OP?

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You got it right!

LMFAO to be the real Berjin you need to ignore downward trends by saying that those going down are all on the verge of skyrocketing.

Astounding T&A, and I don't mean your Tits & Ass! ;)

May you get great massive profits!

This is simply amazing, a lot of people will sign up on Steem for this!

How many centimetres in length should the green line be before I pull out my MASSIVE profits my @berniesanders ? Are the arrow points on the red and green lines the same size, or do I wait until I see a fractal engulfed cayman triangle on the third wave in Malibu? Thanks @berjin.

I must say bitcoin is about to step up again, this year is our crypto year, is about time we buy more bitcoin now at it's deep in other to reap what we sow, thanks for sharing with us sir.

Me gustaría un post donde se analice el SBD

Good work, keep it up! I have been waiting for weeks for Steem and SBD to go up again. Well not loosing hope, but trying to be patient. So lets hope for the best when it comes to Bitcoin as well :)

We all know the move is Bullish, the million crypto question is WHEN?

Haha 👌 another level of teasing rep (79) guy 😉 nicely predicted hope it goes up up up

Put me in the upvote train!!

"great post, very information, thanks for write, looks cool"

What? I didn't know it was gonna go up or down.. You're a god!

Mother of trolls.
I like!!!!!

The ABC impulse ejaculation wave is complete and it could go up, down, sideways, or in a rapid humping fashion until all the week hands are shaken out which will result in a launch so aggressive it will be like the Battlestar Galactica making a jump.

I support your analysis 100% and we can all do our part to see 20 post a day like this all over the trending page!

Nani? Bernie does TA instead of bragging about flagging? I'm Impressed, keep it up! :D

Great post.thanks.

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Please Stop - @omrfrq18

You just said "great post" and in your your last 100 comments you used 51 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 1 times. You've received 0 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 68.62% and Bot: 9.74%

Please stop making comments like this and read the ways to avoid @pleasestop and earn the support of the community.

The most honest TA on Steem!

If it comes down ,it must bounce back
from 78,Hope so it will continue its bullish trend

Bernie you are regaining your rep with these TA post ! You are cracking me up.
OMG I can not stop laughing.

It’s like predicting the weather.

If it doesn’t rain there’s a chance the sun may shine.

As you can see on these satellite images, we don’t have a clue either but we get paid more for our BS than you for yours. And, because y’all are sheeple, you believe us because our paycheck is just bigger than yours. Don’t forget your umbrella!

fuck upvote bots.. I'm taking this advice! ALL IN BTC ALL OUT BTC

In and out In and out..just like marriage.. and it's GONE!